russian

russian
1. (russian) (2319↑, 869↓)
A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.

Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard\!

Author: shroomcracker http://russian.urbanup.com/953342
2. (russian) (2387↑, 1163↓)
sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them

"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."

3. (russian) (801↑, 395↓)
a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like: Olga Dimitri Sergei Natasha Sasha (Alex) etc etc..... usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up

i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends\!\!\!

4. (russian) (546↑, 252↓)
"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." \russian Learned Person

My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.

5. (russian) (661↑, 394↓)
1.Me 2.Treat Vodka like water 3.One of the world most reknown mafias 4.Sport is hockey
6. (russian) (981↑, 756↓)
1. A person from Russia. A. Russian Girl - Hot petite sexy girls that love sex. B. Russian Guy - Usually connected to the Russian mafia which is more powerful and scarier than the Italian mafia, dresses sometimes similar to an Italian but without the 'sisters pants', wears a leather jacket and has thick Gucci chains around neck. Also usually drives S class mercedes. 2. A really smart person. As in chess, math, rocket science, programming etc.

2. Nice, Kasparov beat big blue again.

7. (russian) (355↑, 165↓)
1. Noun Am person form the largist country to follow Orthodox Christianity
8. (Russian) (430↑, 253↓)
A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it.

"Watch out hes Russian\!" If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a [sweaty potato] and an [anthony gillan] and you can lick my sack because russian women are [poon]

9. (russian) (330↑, 167↓)
Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board. Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)

P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale. T: Screeners or DVDRips? P: Rips T: Ossome. J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives? A: I can't\! I feel dirty....

10. (russian) (385↑, 231↓)
If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover. If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess. If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.

-"That Russian chick is [stacked] to high heaven\!" -"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."

11. (russian) (335↑, 185↓)
getting drunk on vodka

I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian

12. (russian) (273↑, 130↓)
verb: taking two hits in a row of weed

"you ain't from russia, so bitch why you russian?" pimp juice

Author: mnboarderchick http://russian.urbanup.com/924944
13. (russian) (302↑, 162↓)
a group who choose to log off

logoffski, disappearing instead of fighting, they are russian

14. (russian) (779↑, 640↓)
1.Has balls to say what he thinks. 2.Able to go to school and get good grades and at the same time at night, to party his ass off. 3.Smart 4.Who hates americans who doesnt know what russia is but the first ones to talk shit

""ohh you dirty russian comunist"" wow gfg guys STFU.

15. (russian) (392↑, 259↓)
-says "blyat" before starting every sentance -ends sentances with "nahuy" -parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life. -eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort. -guys have bad acne -wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey -get kicked out of the jcc -dont go to temple anymore -see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes. -never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance -buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt..... -purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for -buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing -like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50. -go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka. -bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same. -alla pugacheva.

Russian: blyat, i went to T.J Maxx and rip off...i paid 2 dolla fo that top...it has hole\! they give me no discount nahuy\!

16. (Russian) (380↑, 248↓)
A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

Passport Control: Hey man where ya from? Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :) Passport Control: Hey man back off\!\!\! You cant have my wallet\!\! \>:(

17. (Russian) (336↑, 210↓)
Russians: are people who are some way from russia. they are very proud of thier culture. they are rude, and in many ways weird people. they all have orgies together and talk about you in their language. the teen age girls are stuck up and snobs with an attitude, the dudes seem to be cool, and they are all on crack.

my little school has like 10 russians and they all bang each other and are weird

18. (russian) (337↑, 216↓)
Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i: can drink every alcohol can smoke all da weed like ta fite luv money H8 chinyz n almost all arabz need a gun to live hate wankstaz my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz. I think u dont need ta know more.

Russian Mafia iz cumin 4 ya.

19. (Russian) (128↑, 15↓)
a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.

i'm russian and proud to be one\!

20. (russian) (384↑, 308↓)
a definition on urbandictionary.com by a bunch of russian wannabes that spend their free time posting about something they only wish they could be.

russian4life and some more of these fagots

21. (russian) (745↑, 681↓)
is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.

ex KGb officer? well our president bush knows how to ride a horse and choked on a pretsle. ponili suki? ne trogaiti rossiu a to bleayt vseh so bombim.

22. (Russian) (62↑, 5↓)
An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.

Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?\!?" Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?" *muggers back away*

Author: AlligatorIsHungry \>".=.\> http://russian.urbanup.com/5123629
23. (Russian) (96↑, 48↓)
Expression for a [lesbian] or group of lesbians used by straight people as "code" when they want to refer to someone that is a [carpet muncher] without being detected by the lesbian.

Rich: "Oh wow look at all those [russians] out there on the patio" Todd: "Yeah somebodies [muff diving] tonight"

24. (russian) (485↑, 445↓)
adj; a word of, interestingly, english background; - as in male: smart, intelligent; the one that never attended any of the lectures in college but still has gotten a nice solid B; person that can tell you wtf War and Peace is all about and wtf are the antibodies; - as in female: strikingly beautiful, intelligent, but with an awful attitude, the one that can play Diablo and drink vodka better than her twin brother.

-Hey have you seen that russian that has never attended a lecture? -Yeah hes pretty drunk and just solved the Bermud triangle.

25. (Russian) (491↑, 459↓)
Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.

Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://russian.urbanup.com/946762
26. (Russian) (34↑, 9↓)
People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.

-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks. -Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.

Author: People Who Know Better http://russian.urbanup.com/5767140
27. (Russian) (30↑, 8↓)
anything big

Jackson Curtis: That's a big plane. Yuri Karprov: It's Russian. FROM 2012

28. (Russian) (10↑, 1↓)
Russian - [noun] A person who solves all of his, or her, problems with [Vodka], [Tetris] and [Nuclear Missile]s

Russians come from [Russia]

29. (Russian) (5↑, 3↓)
To non-conviently do something. Similar to how Russia won the battles in WWII.

Give me a soup can, wires, and a hanger... I'm going to Russian up me a computer router.

30. (Russian) (8↑, 9↓)
scammer

That TF2 trader is Russian. Be careful\!

31. (Russian) (6↑, 10↓)
"Russian" -A beast that would beat the shit out of anybody -Would beat the shit out of the teyler and deriek vance -Crumps and Bullets worst enemy

Russian is the shit and I will kneel to him and praise his presence

Author: Donfuckwitabeast http://russian.urbanup.com/5820081
32. (Russian) (142↑, 155↓)
1. A unit of measurment for vodka, or other highly alcoholic drinks. 2. Those who hail from the great nation of Russia (Which is part of the [Soviet Union], which, despite popular belief, did not break up in the early 90's. You only think that\! Muahahaha\!).

1. I'll have 3 russian-fulls of vodka. 2. You Russian? I'm not\! Asian power\!

33. (Russian) (302↑, 334↓)
Annoying: Communist, Crackhead, Socialist, or Soviet. One whose lineage is from any part of the former Soviet Union.

I wish that russian would shut the hell up

34. (russian) (320↑, 379↓)
Ultimate undisputed masters of rocket sciences.The oh-i-am-so-great Americans cannot even hold a candle to the ingenuity of the Russians.

USA bought 101 newly developed rockets from the Russians.

35. (Russian) (288↑, 358↓)
A Russian is an angry midget who smells bad, is paranoid, and has a freaky fetish to preserve themselves and others.(Stalin and Lenin)\! Usually the women have hairy armpits.

The Russians or a better description "ruskies" like to play in the snow everyday since there onl

36. (Russian) (209↑, 281↓)
Person from the Russian Federation, speaks Russian language (East Slavic). Quite often used abroad to refer to Russian speakers from former Soviet republics who may in fact be of a different ethnic group or nationality. Usually intellectual and sometimes unnecessarily sentimental.

"He speaks the Russian language and claims he's from Russia so he's probably Russian\!"

37. (Russian) (86↑, 170↓)
originating in/from Russia, and/or has a family member like this:

Russian Girl- Grandma, can i have a cookie? Her Grandmother- SURE\! and you must have the borch and the dumplings, and the chease, oh and we cant forget the crackers, and i have pears, oranges, apples, bluberries, ohh\!\! and i bought some new greek yogurt\! and eat some chicken, your all skin and bones\! and pork. we must fead you pork. Russian Girl- Again?

38. (russian) (242↑, 342↓)
1. drink vodka like water - 8 glasses a day reccommended\! 2. most beautiful people in the world 3. tend to speak their minds 4. don't like other people visiting their country 5. can party all they like and still pass their subjects in school and uni

1. natasha - wow that kid looks like he's drunk Daniel- yeh he must be russian 2. natalia vodyanova 3. eh fuk fuk fuk fuk u\! 4. Alex- excuse me would you be able to show me the way to St Peterburg? Russian man- ot yabis\! 5. Professor - I don't think I've ever seen that Russian kid come to class but he's topped the grade...again

39. (russian) (358↑, 482↓)
nu ladno pozani vot vam vsem pravda: Well... I`m russian girl that wants to make some new frinds from all over the world =)) You Know You're Russian When... Your car costs more than your college education Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn) Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends Your idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy" You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner You know all the cops by their first names You know someone who works at a dental lab You are somehow related to most of the people you know On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2 You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit Your Honda has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back bumper Your Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohs At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shmal'... Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying. You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne). The waitresses at Omega know your order even before you say anything. Most of the time you get "Gypsy". You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to. Everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk. You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself). You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka You know more than 30 Olgas, Annas, Natashas, and Vikas You have to tell your parents what channel is "YOUR" HBO, Showtime, Per-View is on. Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years already on the resume, yet they been in US for only 4... You major in Computer Science or in worst case scenario Information Systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer). You have a personalized license plate. When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts. Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?" Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them apart from the real ones." Your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough. You used to work out, but you don't anymore. If you do workout, you must wear all you golden chains and bracelets. Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee counts as an exercise. You have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex. Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long. Some English words like "use, shop, apply, and etc." permanently become a part of your conversational You're proud to be Russian

anyonw who couldnt read the beggining sentnce shouldnt be reading this anyway.

40. (russian) (62↑, 214↓)
1. A drunk who's staple is Absolut vodka 2. a hot russian girl (see joan) 3. someone who wears little to no clothing

The russian is drunk, high, and naked. Oh how i love the motherland.

41. (Russian) (63↑, 248↓)
Someone who succeeds without trying. The person doesn't have to be Russian but they usually are.

Hong: I got A for maths and I'm asian. Jeff: So? you spend half your spare time studying\! Dmitry got an A without trying. Hong: Who's Dmitry? I never see him in lesson. Jeff: He never attends lessons. He never studies. Just goes to the exams. Hong: He must be Russian then.

42. (Russian) (21↑, 208↓)
A person of pale complexion which is the result of a diet purely made up of chips, normally of the oven variety. A Russian exhibits the following characteristics: A) Allergic to cats / dogs B) Has an addictive personality, especially where Poker is concerned. C) Top bloke, regardless of whatever happens he will be your mate and stand by you. D) Genuine

Wow fella, have you had too much to drink? Youre looking seriously Russian.

43. (Russian) (51↑, 243↓)
Me Russian father land

It will win

44. (russian) (78↑, 272↓)
Synonym for Sexy.

Damn it, that chick is so russian.

45. (Russian) (12↑, 206↓)
OKE SINKO we get it, nisi moro kopirat 3 puta ccc sramota te pojela\!

LAKUUU NOoOoOCCCCCC\!\!\!\!

46. (Russian) (205↑, 403↓)
You are a Russian if: 1-your body composition is 75% vodka. 2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams. 3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit. 4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it. 5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.

1-Igor:drink vodka cola\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2-Anton:A+ actually. 3-Average Russian teenager:Yo\!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you\!\!\!\! English dude:I beg your pardon young man? ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you\!\!\! 4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover?? 5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink

47. (Russian) (67↑, 314↓)
Jewish in Brooklyn, NY (Brighton Beach) or in Israel, etc. but born a Russian-speaker in the former USSR (Soviet Jews). Most of these "Russians" speak Russian among themselves. Most Russian stores, Russian newspapers, Russian restaurants, etc. in America are in fact Jewish-owned and operated in the interests of Jewish immigrants living outside the former Soviet Union. They love ethnic Russian food, read their news about Israel in Russian, watch their Brooklyn-based TV in Russian, etc. Not to be confused with real Russians.

An American asks a group of people who speak with an accent: Are you German? (Italian? Albanian?...) No, we are Russian, they answer. Wow\! How did you get to America? Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish. Oh, OK. Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... " Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish. Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.

48. (russian) (76↑, 369↓)
1) pretty platinum blonde girls wearing bright lipstick and too dark lipliner 2) pretty boy guys with spiked up hair 3) love wearing brands like A/X, Diesel and Juicy Couture 4) love to go out party, drink, dance, hookup and showoff 5) Me

Person 1: "Yo I saw these mad hot girls walking in a big group wearing low jeans with their thong showing and a belly shirt" Person 2: "They were probably [Russian]"

49. (russian) (77↑, 371↓)
1. Me 2. Part of the biggest crime family in the world 3. Poor people that have a few expensive things 4. Hottest girls ever , then poland , and then latin and spanish 5. Born muscular[guys] Never have to wight lift 6. giant u kno wuts[this website aint XXX so i not guna say it] 7. Who everyone is jeaouls of cuz we have anything you could ever want-from back up[mafia] to back up[nuks] to back up[vodka] that dint rele make sense but its okay im russian

The Few The Proud The Russians

50. (russian) (64↑, 378↓)
sneakist motherfuckers on the planet\!\!\! loves the AK and vodka. mostly a spy thats a spy for a spy that spys on othr spys but is really working for the other spy while spying ont the other spy.

guy 1:dude... that russian is working for me. guy 2:No hes not... he works for me. guy 3: HAHA\! little do they know hes working for me\! (i pay him with vodka)

51. (russian) (88↑, 430↓)
A person born in Russia. Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink. Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.

Tom:"Damn, that skinny kid has alot of zits\!" Dan:"Yeah, he must be Russian."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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